BREAKING: Cat Sighting Near Cheese Vault – Mice Flee for Safety

Cheddarton, March 26 – Panic struck the mouse community this morning as reports emerged of a large cat spotted near the legendary Cheese Vault. With the Vault being home to the finest cheeses in the region, the news has caused widespread concern. Authorities have advised all mice to stay indoors, lock their burrows, and remain on high alert…